“This is John Anello. Talk to me! Talk to me! Pick up your phone, man!” He shouts over the message on his next customer’s answering machine. It’s raining the day I tag along, so while he’s enroute Anello wants them to shove a problem car backwards into a bay and clear access so he can reach everything from his truck’s rear doors and not waste precious time. He’s simultaneously scribbling schedule notes to himself about the day’s upcoming work, reading messages and phone numbers from his beeper, and planning his next stop, all the while using his Ford van to fight (and defeat!) sullen swarms of surly New Jersey motorists. John has the most unusual automotive business I know of. He’s a mobile automotive electronic diagnostician.